Girls' Gone Wild Marshvegas Weekend!

First things first, Millie the snowman was NOT included in the invite to Girls' weekend, so, boy, were we all shocked to find Millie philandering in her bathing suit hiding in the shower in KB's bathroom. She was in such a rush to get to Marshvegas that she put her bathing suit on over her Christmas sweater. Clearly, Millie will receive a fashion violation for that move! KB took advantage of some photo ops in the ladies room w/ Millie hoping to outdo her Christmas card this year.

Malone's new nickname is The Flasher due to, yet another, wardrobe malfunction -- Cha right, flasher!

Karla inadvertently became a thief over the weekend. The details involve 70 lbs of ice for the price of 10 lbs, and two cosmetic bags meant for rapping folk w/ big $ signs all over them, (Karla has a new nickname "Notorious K") for the price of one! Miss Ginny & Akan were also involved in the crimes by participating in the escapade and driving the get-away vehicle.

Diane & Catherine got clever by mysteriously inviting Mr. Scarecrow and skeleton man for the weekend.

Miss Ginny is no longer a lawn junking virgin, as Millie the snowman went to visit Ginny on Sunday afternoon for tea; however, Abby was not pleased w/ the visit and threatened Millie w/ a flying rat. Where shall Millie turn up next... stay tuned.

The Furnbergers have posted a $25,000 reward for their plastic bra straps, metal purse and other miscellaneous gifts along with other unappreciated gorgeous items.

The mushroom caper was rumored to have made an appearance and devoured all of Diane's yummy mushrooms. Susan shocked the crowd by eating two M&M's and cream cheese. She must have had such a sugar high from the M&M's because she was clearly discombobulated leaving all of her belongings at KB's house when normally so organized. By the way, I’m posting a great little clock and a giant tea mug filled with clam chowder and raw fish on e-Bay.

Maureen was a no-show. She’s probably still hitchhiking home from VT.

Sista Soul (AKA Scary Mary) was literally hanging around most of the weekend.

Anna and Susan have signed a contract with George Hamilton to start their own infomercial for their newly developed "How to get a scorching sunburn in 15 minutes and be psyched about it" lotion.

Thankfully MacGyver had her toolkit handy. The toolkit included a hair curler, a jelly filled munchkin, a gum wrapper, an M&M, a peanut, and a piece of wire. MacGyver is always shocking us w/ her capabilities.

MacGyver got KB and Karla hooked on Sudoku. The three of them have entered a world-wide Sudoku tournament hosted at the Ocean State Job Lot in August.

As the festivities wound down, a sign was hung on the Christmas Tree Shop entrance informing all customers that they were sold out of picture frames.

While I saddled up Pappy and ventured toward home, what did my eyes see, a torn and tattered philandering Millie traipsing down Route 3. Imagine my shock when she shouted she was heading to the nearest Born-Again Christian meeting sporting her "I Love Jesus" barrettes. Clearly, Millie has had enough of “Hanging w/ the wrong crowd”. Who knows -- maybe she’ll enter the summer Olympics!!!!!

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